just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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