I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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