there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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