I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I think i got beer on your cat.
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