I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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