Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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