shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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