I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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