I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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