im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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