You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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