Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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