I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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