so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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