i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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