I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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