How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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