so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Randomize
