That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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