SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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