she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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