One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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