i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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