it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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