So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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