I don't think brook has ever known best
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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