is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We were destined to go to rehab together
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Randomize
