none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Non-Jews are for practice
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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