even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Semen is not good for contacts.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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