i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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