He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
