Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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