kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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