I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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