okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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