kristin has been a bad kristin
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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