STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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