this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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