Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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