I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
