I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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