Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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