Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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