Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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