i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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