you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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