I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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