at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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