At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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