I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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