Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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