he wants to bone in the snuggie
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Also, beer. Big fan.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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