So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
And then he peed in my hair
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