If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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