you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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