Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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